August 2011
1 post
The Times, They Are A-Reversin'
So I’m at my place right now listening to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young on vinyl. My dad is at home listening to Radiohead on his iPod.
But we’re both drinking whiskey. Which, when it comes down to it, is all that matters.
June 2011
2 posts
Oh my GOD you guys. Remember how terrible the...
May 2011
1 post
March 2011
14 posts
WatchI love music more than anything. I hate music more than anything. Nothing gives me more enjoyment yet frustrates me so much at the same time. Except, perhaps, for the LADIES.
WATCH THIS VIDEO.
I don’t have anything against the Chili Peppers. Some of my more embarassing college moments took place with their music playing in the background. But this song came out in 1991. (HOLY SHIT...
This song works on two levels. One, its super...
Oh hi there reader. What’s that? You want...
WatchWARNING: This one’s for the ladies. I was really going to hold off on posting more golf stuff. Then I got word that you babes were tired of playing my golf swing over and over. The mail FLOODED in. So I did it for you. And added a little ambience. 3:33 of fun. You enjoy now. Ol’ Sanfo loves you.
Why I would absolutely 100% without a doubt be a...
Want to know why I don’t break the law? Because I feel some moral obligation to society? Because I know the difference between right and wrong? NO.
I don’t break the law because I don’t want to know what another man’s penis feels like.
God bless you ladies out there, but I don’t want a penis anywhere near me. Especially the kinds of penis that you would find in a prison. Angry, criminal penis....
There just isn’t a “cooler” song...
WatchLook, I’m not cocky about anything. I am, however, better than you at golf. This clip has in no way been altered. If you have like a million dollars I’ll teach you.
February 2011
6 posts
These things that don't make sense should make...
You ever watch Cops and think “Well, obviously that guy is a criminal. I could have told you that last week and we would have saved ourselves an hour long police chase and thousands of taxpayer dollars.” No??? Well i say that to myself all the time. You ever look at the Grammy nominations and think “Wait…Justin Bieber is nominated for a Grammy???” Yes??? Well, me...
I Will Not Apologize For Enjoying Dave Matthews
I just won’t, ok? Oh man it just feels good to get that off my chest. Look, I was born in 1981. To a German/English (whitey) father and a Portuguese mother. Say what you will about the Portuguese, but they are still white. Between my age and the whole white thing, I never had a chance. August 1999. I was actually rather late to the Dave train. It was a beautiful summer day in Santa...
WatchI did this a while back. It was my first attempt at iMovie. I thought it would be really profound, but it just makes you seasick.
If you make it through this whole thing without feeling queasy you win a tongue kiss. MMMMMMMM…..
(The song is Yoga Means Union by Ambulance Ltd.)
